UM OMG LIFE IS UNEXPECTEDLY AWESOME
Oct. 17th, 2010 03:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ibythetideblah, blah, blah, bad!fic, we all start somewhere, blah blah blah, i write suck dialog too, blah, blah, blah but this was WONDERFUL!
so i'm cruising the interwebz for stories to read and think, huh, i bet there are some kickass vampire diaries stories at a3 and i read an awesome bonnie/damon* story there and open up a random jeremy/tyler story (which is really tyler/jeremy good god people work with me here!) and y'all, it was bad!fic. i couldn't even get through the first paragraph but i did scroll to the bottom because it had a footnote to which i will relate to you BECAUSE YOU MUST SHARE MY JOY!!!!
are you ready, no you are not ready, grab a friend or do like me and clutch a pillow to your breast to clutch when you are left reeling with amazement.
(1)frothing at the cock-basically being so horny your cock secretes precum
to which i go, NANI? AND SCROLL UP THE FIC TO FIND WHAT THE FUCK THIS CORRELATES TO AND WHAT ARE YOU EXPLAINING TO ME WRITER ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EXPLAINING THIS TO ME AND YES YES YOU ARE DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY OMG! WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEAN???!
But I bet you'll miss my lycan cock, huh? I bet you'll be begging for it and frothing at the cock(1)for me to ram my thick rod into your hole....
and i go back to read the footnote creating this loop of knowledge that i could not escape.
describing my jealousy to you at this point would make no sense what so ever but i will attempt.
1. i am a big fan of footnotes and have yet to use them in my stories
2. i know people like what i write but i worry that i am unable to give them the same amount of endless joy as i have received reading ONE LINE IN THIS STORY
3. I DID NOT COIN THE PHRASE "FROTHING AT THE COCK"!!!!!!!!!!
i want to use it now. sergiously.
* so, i have a yaoi background when it comes to pairing and when i write bonnie/damon you best believe damon is on the bottom 90% of the time. rwar!
so i'm cruising the interwebz for stories to read and think, huh, i bet there are some kickass vampire diaries stories at a3 and i read an awesome bonnie/damon* story there and open up a random jeremy/tyler story (which is really tyler/jeremy good god people work with me here!) and y'all, it was bad!fic. i couldn't even get through the first paragraph but i did scroll to the bottom because it had a footnote to which i will relate to you BECAUSE YOU MUST SHARE MY JOY!!!!
are you ready, no you are not ready, grab a friend or do like me and clutch a pillow to your breast to clutch when you are left reeling with amazement.
(1)frothing at the cock-basically being so horny your cock secretes precum
to which i go, NANI? AND SCROLL UP THE FIC TO FIND WHAT THE FUCK THIS CORRELATES TO AND WHAT ARE YOU EXPLAINING TO ME WRITER ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EXPLAINING THIS TO ME AND YES YES YOU ARE DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY OMG! WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEAN???!
But I bet you'll miss my lycan cock, huh? I bet you'll be begging for it and frothing at the cock(1)for me to ram my thick rod into your hole....
and i go back to read the footnote creating this loop of knowledge that i could not escape.
describing my jealousy to you at this point would make no sense what so ever but i will attempt.
1. i am a big fan of footnotes and have yet to use them in my stories
2. i know people like what i write but i worry that i am unable to give them the same amount of endless joy as i have received reading ONE LINE IN THIS STORY
3. I DID NOT COIN THE PHRASE "FROTHING AT THE COCK"!!!!!!!!!!
i want to use it now. sergiously.
* so, i have a yaoi background when it comes to pairing and when i write bonnie/damon you best believe damon is on the bottom 90% of the time. rwar!
