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I SAW FAST FIVE!

it is quite possibly the most enjoyable movie experience i've had since seeing sherlock holmes. it was big and it was loud and it was ridiculously ridiculous.

but most importantly, it was about the family. anyone who knows me knows i am all about that theme. and possibly it was propaganda for polyamourous relationships. it made my heart swell.

the movie is also about the destruction of OPP! other place's property & other place's pedestrians! i seriously cringed all over my seat. ohshittheyalmosthit! oh know! *leans to the right* NOT THE BABY! *leans to the left* THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT!

they did in fact do that. they did EVERYTHING!

and yeah, that property went in every direction. good god, paul walker, your girlfriend and every boyfriend all in one room. no wonder you were smiling so hard.

it reaffirmed something i've always known. portuguese is the sexiest language around.

it also reaffirmed my body's incredible willingness to enjoy EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ROCK. jfc! welcome back to the world of action dwayne THE ROCK johnson. my loins have missed you.

so yes, go see it!

i think i forgot to mention that i saw thor last week. ( musings )

in short, movie tickets are cheaper for some reason and i plan to see a whole bunch this summer!